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Lest this weekend's limited release of the new Bridget Jones movie give anyone dangerously radical ideas about the ideal female figure, a Craigslist poster reminds everyone about our town's stringent weight requirements for trophy wives (all spelling and grammar errors [sic]):

OK so here's the story, I got married almost two years ago (two years in Feb). When my wife and I got married she weighed 110 pounds. I make very good money so I didn't make my wife work. All is good, but I noticed she was putting on some weight.

I addressed the problem and she promised to start working out more again (she knows how I feel about chubby women, Im just not attracted to them). About 4 months ago we had an argument over it. We weighed her and she weighed 125 pounds. She gained 15 pounds in a year and a half (we have no kids either,thank god). I gave her 3 months to turn back into the women that I married. We weighed her again a month ago she now weighed 132 pounds. Since then I have moved out of the house (she can have it,I have another one),and the divorce is now in process. Women if your man works his ass off and you sit at home all day,the least you could do is take care of yourself. Looks like Im single again Yeaaa!

Hey, ladies, he's single and has two houses! (Well, maybe one by now.) But please make sure your clear it with your eating disorder (or acting) coach before you e-mail him your proposals.

UPDATE: The original post is down, but an interesting back-and-forth on the issue has erupted on Craigslist.