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You may not remember an ethical flap resulting from the Television Critics Association taking network and studio blood money for ads in the TCA Awards program earlier this year. Really, why would you? But officials within the TCA are still wringing their hands about how to get rid of the tainted funds and restore the credibility of people who watch the tube for a living. Why don't they just send the money back? The nets/studios won't take it back. And what should they do with the funds if the networks persist in their "no givebacks" policy? An e-mail to TCA members ponders a plan of action:

So, do we use the raised money to seed a new TCA scholarship fund?

Or refund the refund back to members?

Or throw the most awesome kegger of all time?

This is a total no-brainer: Bitchin' kegger at Tom Shales' house!

(You can thank us later for sparing you the entire e-mail. We assure you that there were no mentions of beer bongs.)