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We don't know how you want your tax dollars spent, but us? We'd like to see the legislature pass Jazzy's Law, inspired by Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams' late yorkie of the same name, who died of bloody diarrhea (or E. coli, depending on which details grab your attention) after spending a weekend at a kennel. Now Cindy's on a celebrity-led toy dog crusade to make sure kennels are regulated. But the memory of Jazzy lives on, as Cindy recalls, "I would lie on my stomach in the kitchen and hand-feed him kosher chicken. We would go to Le Cirque and eat off of Limoges porcelain." Heartwarming, indeed.
Jazzy's Fate [NYT]