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· It took Tara Reid's reps some time to notice (and, sadly, rectify) her exposed breast because designer Betsey Johnson was busy lighting things on fire. Thank you, Betsey! [Gatecrasher]
· Like we said, Paris hates panties. Poor Paris, everyone makes money off of her pussy but her. Actually, she's probably cashing in as we write. [ELK]
· Hunchbacked Beatles spawn Sean Lennon and model Milla Jovovich are spotted necking at P. Diddy's birthday party. [R&M]
· Actress Marisa Tomei is not—we repeat, NOT—performing on an Alaskan theater cruise. We know you all bought tickets, but there's no word on refunds. [Page Six]