Well, that's it for me. Jessica will be back from her Republican hoedown on Monday, no doubt with hilarious stories of Karl Rove's pick up lines ("I faked 100,000 votes in Ohio, but you won't fake it tonight, sweet pea"). Hopefully she'll wash off the reptilian Rove ooze before she comes in to work.

Thanks to my temporary Gawker overlords for the server log-in and wifi. This was a much better way to earn $36 than selling my blood. For that, I thank you. Oh, and Tara, thanks for the mammaries. (Ha! Bet you've never heard that one before! I'll be laughing my way back to the men's S.R.O. now...)

— Matt Haber, Guest Editor