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Well, that whole election thing really didn't turn out the way that Hollywood hoped, did it? Even after the town's left-leaning ambassadors (like dreamy-eyed voting machine Jake Gyllenhaal, cranky Larry David, and—do we even dare mention it?—Ashton Kutcher) invaded swing states to turn momentum towards the Democrats, the CNN scroll tells us that still-Senator Kerry has conceded. The inevitable blame game within the celebrity election contingent will quickly commence and reach this inevitable conclusion: It's Affleck's fault. He coulda been more visible, shoulda tried to lay both Kerry daughters, woulda had more of an impact if he'd thrown up those babies to make room in his gullet for a few more. Every failure has a scapegoat, and this one is canoodling somewhere with Jennifer Garner, wondering what might have been.