Frank Bruni Eats The Election
Proving that the Times is indeed "on the pulse," restaurant critic Frank Bruni picks up blogging just in time for the election. At 3:05 AM, it hits Frank:
I repeat: provisional ballots are the new pregnant chads.
Dan says he didn't think he'd "live to see the day" of such confusion as this. Um, Dan, remember 2000?
Dan doesn't know if he should "bark at the moon" or what.
Um, Dan, you've been barking at the moon all night.
