Al Goldstein Hired At 45th Street Cigar Shop
But that doesn't mean the down-and-out porn czar left the 2nd Avenue Deli without imparting some wisdom:
Mr. Goldstein looked on with disgust as The Transom slathered mayonnaise on his pastrami.
"You re a fucking retard," he said. "It s despicable. Before you eat pussy, do you put mayonnaise on the pubic hair?" He gave a lengthy tutorial on how to perform the best cunnilingus.