Perhaps CNN Will Listen To A Puppet
In an effort to make light of their televised ass-raping by Daily Show host Jon Stewart, CNN's Crossfire invited Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on the show for some reflection:
"Get over it! Jon Stewart made you his bitch!" Triumph shot back.
"It's good to see that Jon had a real impact on you guys, a real reality check," Triumph snarled. "Jon made some good points — let's be better journalists, let's book Conan's dog."
