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Does Monica Lewinsky have, like, the plague or something? We're just wondering, since another man has come forward to claim he wouldn't touch Monica with a ten-foot pole. Perry van der Meer, managing editor of Tracks magazine (a publication which, we might add, disappointingly has nothing to do with heroin), has publicly announced that he is NOT—we repeat, NOT—in a relationship with Lewinsky, even though a couple of gossip items suggested otherwise. Poor Monica; who knew getting fucked with a cigar by the President would make you so untouchable? Back to making purses, spinster!
Another Man Denies A Lewinsky Relationship [TSG]