Just when you thought the completely annoying and overplayed (yet strangely, frustratingly accurate) buzzword cult of The Metrosexual was a but a distant memory, some jackass decides that metrosexual men are more effective in the workplace:

And that behavior, says [executive development coach] Halpern, means being a metrosexual, which includes "fabulous communication skills, how they dress, their haircut and posture; if they are kinder and gentler, are consensus builders and have good emotional intelligence—traits traditionally associated with women. The kind of drive to get the result no matter what it takes no longer is acceptable if it translates into abusive behavior."

Abusive behavior like, say, dousing one's head with Kiehl's?
Workplace Moves To Metrosexual Mode [MSN]