Patrons of Midtown pet salon Doggie Do and Pussycats, Too may be dismayed to hear the following news about their homosexual dog washers:

A lover's squabble between a gay couple who groom the dogs of Jennifer Lopez, Sean "P. Diddy" Combs and Janet Jackson turned bloody when one pet primper allegedly stabbed his partner with a pair of scissors.

Never mix poodle-shearing with your lovers, people.
Gay 'Dogfight' [NYP]