We know it's a little early in the day to be planning out your evening, but we'd be be shirking our public duty if we didn't point out that you can spend this evening getting hammered on Fairchild Publications' dime. What better way to imbibe than posing as a fine employee of Modern Bride or Jane magazine?

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From: HR
Sent: Thursday, October 21, 2004 3:14 PM
To: FP 34th Street (Active); FP Bridal Grp NY All
Subject: READ: FairchildFirst Beer Bash - Tuesday, Oct. 26 at 5 p.m.

SKIP THE CANDY. BRING ON THE BEER.
Fairchild celebrates Halloween, the only way we know how.

Oooh, with dirty needles and second-rate meth? Oh, no, it's a classy "beer bash" (their term, not ours). Check it out for yourself; details after the jump.

That s right. Break out the toilet paper, stockpile the shaving cream and let s get tricky wit it. It s Halloween, and Fairchild s feeling all spooky. So join us for a trick-and-treat-filled evening (those spiders are plastic, we swear), and head on over to Brendan s for our Halloween Beer Bash. Sure, you can skip it, but someone s cube just might get egged. . . . Kidding.

DATE: Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004

TIME: 5 p.m. to 7 p.m.

LOCATION: Brendan s Bar & Grill, 42 W. 35th St.
(between 5th and 6th avenues)

Anyone who refers to a party as "tricky wit' it" has our automatic respect. We're there.