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· Did O'Reilly accuser Andrea Mackris return to Fox from CNN to ensnare O'Reilly in the current sexual harassment suit? Or did she go back just for the hot phone sex? [Page Six]
· A cinematic apocalypse may be in the works: Paris Hilton may be playing the nemesis of Lindsay Lohan's character in the upcoming Fashionistas. It must be nice when you can get your mom to secure roles for you. [Lowdown]
· Sharon Osbourne has installed urinals in their UK home because husband Ozzy's aim is so bad that the toilet seats are covered in piss. Yum. [Page Six]
· Rapper Jay-Z isn't speaking to felonious tourmate R. Kelly, apparently disapproving of Kelly's alleged involvement in child pornography. Hova keeps his hos legal, apparently. [R&M]
· A geneaology company has discovered that Madonna and Celine Dion are actually related. Celine's people were reportedly "horrified." We think it should be the other way around. [Scoop (2nd item)]