We've received some disturbing news from a tipster, who reports that bathroom conditions at the AP's offices are hardly up to snuff. Allegedly, there is only one bathroom for the entire 14th floor and, to make matters worse, this lone bathroom requires a key card for entry. In the interest of being couth, we'll say that this system sounds "inconvenient" at best. Could this bowel-cringing news possibly be true? If so, it's a tad inhumane, as we imagine AP staffers must be shitting themselves rather frequently.