Donald Trump Puckers Up For Jeff Zucker

At Friday's Friars Club roast of Donald Trump, Curb Your Enthusiasm's Susie Essman gave everyone some insight into The Donald's relationship with rapidly-oxidizing NBC golden boy Jeff Zucker. The NY Observer reports:
"On the show, in the boardroom, you’ve got that pursed-lips thing, It looks a little like a vagina. And that might be a good thing, because this way when you’re sucking [NBC chief] Jeff Zucker’s cock, you’ll both be playing it straight."
Naturally, Zucker "guffawed, his bald head bobbing up and down." After so many years of having to please the talent, he's totally forgotten that the guy getting the blowjob isn't the one doing the bobbing.
