Hot New O'Reilly Angle: 'Consensual' Phone Sex
No one should be particularly surprised by the latest spin in the scandal involving Fox News pervhound Bill O'Reilly, in which restaurateur Matthew Paratore has given a sworn statement revealing that phone sex-scarred Andrea Mackris was a willing participant in the dirty talk because she "loved the guy" (the range of possible human emotion continues to amaze us). Mackris' lawyers, of course, claim Paratore is protecting his bruised ego, as Mackris wouldn't put out for the North West owner. And then, to top this increasingly madcap situation, the tabloids have yet to use "falafel" in a punny headline. Will wonders never cease?
