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Something very, very wrong is going down in Hollywood today. Read, and then visualize, at your own peril:

1.) RELATIVE STRANGERS: Working on Friday, October 15th SEEKING PHOTO DOUBLES FOR DANNY DEVITO = a caucasion male, 35 to 50 yrs old, 4'11 to 5'4 - you should know who he is otherwise look him up on the Web. And for KATHY BATES = a caucasion female 5' - 5'4 / 35 to 50 yrs old- you should know who she is or look her up on the web. The photo doubles who are selected will be laying in a bed together and your legs and arms will be seen as production will have you moving around like your having sex, but keep in mind nothing graphic and this is a comedy - they will not see your face. This will pay $150.00 for the right two people who will work with the director.

Perhaps the only thing more disturbing than the thought of Danny DeVito and Kathy Bates getting it on is two people who sort of look like DeVito and Bates getting paid 150 bucks to pretend to get it on. We really need a shower.