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It's been a while since we've heard any Courtney Love stories, and, frankly, we kind of missed her adorable drug-addled, microphone-bonking, contempt-of-court antics. LA.comfidential's Laurie Pike finally has some Love news, but being strapped down at rehab must have mellowed her, as she showed up for her new radio gig at Indie 103.1 a day early. What's this world coming to, where Martha Stewart is America's favorite new prison bitch and Courtney Love is practically baking cookies for her new boss? Now that she's acting puzzlingly normal, the next relapse should be truly spectacular. We're thinking a oxycontin-fueled sniper rifle attack from the top of the Santa Monica Pier ferris wheel.