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In a preemptive move sure to leave the world snickering, frothy Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has filed a lawsuit against former Fox colleague Andrea Mackris, who has been threatening O'Reilly with legal action over offensive comments that O'Reilly allegedly made. O'Reilly's suit accuses Mackris of "extortion, infliction of emotional distress, and wrongful interference with contractual relations." Aw, look, he's the victim of emotional distress. Try telling that to any of the guests who've tried in vain to utter a word on his show.
O'Reilly: Female Aide in $60M Extort Bid [TSG]