Gossip Roundup: Misa Hylton-Brim Not So Destitute

· Why is P. Diddy's ex-wife, Misa Hylton-Brim, getting $35k a month in child support if she was just hired as a stylist for Kimora Lee Simmons for $150k a year? Oh, because she's a gold-digger. [Page Six]
· When brunette socialite Nicky Hilton jumps on a Bungalow 8 banquette with Nicole Richie for some requisite dancing, what does her husband Todd Meister do? He climbs up there and joins them. The mental picture is so not pretty. [Lowdown (3rd item)]
· Star Jones' persistent plugging of her wedding vendors have resulted in an ABC-imposed muzzle on the View host. It's a shame they can't muzzle her on topics beyond that of her nuptials. [Page Six]
· Scrubs star Zach Braff isn't dating Natalie Portman; he's been linked to Mandy Moore. Thank God someone's keeping abreast of these starlet-hopping developments. [ELK]