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When you're done taking a moment to reflect on the sad death of Christopher Reeve, do turn your attention to Sharon Osbourne, who is not dead, despite what an incomplete obituary briefly posted (and since removed) on ABC.com may lead one to believe. Osbourne, best known for putting up with rocker husband Ozzy's legendary drug abuse and then selling her family's privacy to MTV for a handsome profit, is still thriving. We wish we could say the same for ABC's online editors, whose gilded pink slips are likely being scheduled for a classy Friday delivery.
ABC: Sharon Osbourne Dead [Ledge of Liberty]