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AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY, God said, "Hey, Kilmer, maybe it's time you learned your motherfucking lines? People, can we please keep that bush lit? It's supposed to be my physical representation on Earth, OK? And what do I have to flood around here to get someone to write a song I can hum?" Producers of the disastrous The Ten Commandments have canceled their next three shows and have scaled back the number of weekly performances at the Kodak Theater in order to "retool" the musical. The show should be back in a couple of days, but we doubt they can teach Val Kilmer how to sing, burn down the theater in atonement for hosting an affront to God, and rebuild it again and still make Thursday's call time.