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Perhaps we've been so lulled into complacency by the Payless crowd's mass adoption of the Ugg boots that we're not scared shitless by the advent of the Regina boot. The Regina might be part of the next wave of an utterly hideous invasion, but can we really be afraid of something this nonsensically furry? Certainly, there's something unnerving about taking the gayest thing in Elton John's closet and then Crazy-Gluing a mass of freshly-shorn Abominable Snowman pubic hair to it, but we imagine there's only going to be so many yeti pubes to go around; scarcity might slow the invasion from all but the vanguard of the fashion-retarded. We refuse to panic until we see a pair padding around Beverly Hills, accessorized with a unicorn-horn headband.