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A spy visiting the Fox sitcom Quintuplets tips us off about this morning's table read, where Tara Reid inauspiciously began her guest appearance as a "hot teacher" character. Behold the glory of stunt casting! (Obviously, the show's writers thought making her a nuclear physicist might stretch credulity.) Reid didn't exactly burn up the set, leaving the "hot" at home. "She was wearing baggy jeans and a baggy shirt. Her hair was stringy, her eyes were all droopy and her skin was bad. Not hot. Seemed hung over." At least she's got those comic chops from her stint on Scrubs, right? "Not really funny either." Oh. We're sure she'll take this critique to heart and do a round of restorative tequila shots tonight in preparation for tomorrow's rehearsal.