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Because it wouldn't be a Monday (or a day that ends in "day") without Paris Hilton managing to insinuate her celebutante bones into the tabloids, Star mag reports that Hilton's friendship with pneumatic party-girls Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan has her considering a visit to the surgeon for a breast augmentation. Even though a source says Paris wants to keep them in the B-cup range, we can see this quickly devolving into a silicone arms race. By early next year, Reid and Lohan might be rolling their competitive chests into Concorde in the child's seat of a shopping cart; by summer, Paris will be pushing her new girls in a sequin-covered wheelbarrow.

It's almost enough to distract us from how Hilton supposedly dropped the N-bomb in her new, 12-hour sex tape.