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Dear New York Post Gossip-Mongers,

Good morning, how are your hangovers? Ours are okay; mildly-throbbing but not completely intolerable.

Oh, speaking of intolerable, what the hell is going on over there? We're totally used to your online section slapping the wrong photos on every other story and we always overlook the internet typos, but today's PRINT edition of Cindy Adams' column features the bobble-headed image of Mary-Kate Olsen accompanying a story about Ashley. Dude, that's the real version of the paper—you've gotta get that stuff right, lest New Yorkers run around misidentifying our patron twins! And your Page Six online isn't even updated as of 8 AM this morning, thus leaving us to reread yesterday's gossip. FOR SHAME.

Let us know if we can help. We can bring over our bathtub gin, if things are really that desperate.

xoxo,
Gawker