Breaking! Must get impregnated this weekend! That way we can all hatch some babies just in time for the opening of Citibabes, the hottest new club in Manhattan:

It's Soho House for the sippy-cup set. Well-heeled Manhattan kiddies will soon have a private play pen where they can hobnob with other hand-picked tots. Citibabes, the first club of its type in the city, is expected to open next year in SoHo with membership dues starting at $1,000 a year, with added fees for activities.

I feel my morning sickness coming on already.
Club Kids [NYP]