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Slate's Jack Shafer provides a handy how-to guide on how to tame Fox News' resident lunatic Bill O'Reilly. O'Reilly, best known for ranting maniacally about his absence of spin and then angrily twitching at his guests, is actually rather easy to handle if, as a guest, you remember to placate the shit out of him:

These Zen techniques aren't news to anybody who's entered marital counseling or read a child-rearing manual. Alternatively, take a Valium before you go on the show — and see if you can get O'Reilly to take one, too.

So you need to give O'Reilly drugs? Is there any level the man won't stoop to in his quest to embody Rush Limbaugh?
How To Beat Bill O'Reilly - Kill Him With Kindness [Slate]