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The Smoking Gun has the "unsanitized," 57-page version of Kobe Bryant's interview with police on the night after he was accused of rape. If you've ever wanted to know what one might expect should one ever find oneself entertaining Bryant during a lonely night on a road trip, well, you've got a lot of reading to do. Here's our tip, should he mention he's getting ready to do "his thing": Put on goggles. No wonder he ran the shot-blocking Shaq out of town—Bryant wanted everyone to know when it comes to facials, he's the man.