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The Defamer correspondent on restricted-access areas at seminal alterntaive-rocker reunion shows submits a report on the VIP lounge at last night's Pixies show at the Greek. We sincerely hope that Keanu didn't ask to jam with the band to show off his bass chops; hopefully Becky is enough of a musical outlet to keep him from embarrassing himself in front of Frank Black.

In the VIP lounge at the (amazing/wonderful/fab/etc) Pixies show last night at the Greek, in my order of A-Z list:

Keanu Reeves, looking scruffalicious in a dark suit. Very bearded yet clean—he looked like he wouldn't smell or anything. Must have been his first time at the Greek, since he was peeved he couldn't get drinks while the opening band was on. Dave Grohl, seriously rockin' out at the concert, playing air drums and such. Wearing a blue hoodie and a very pretty blond on his arm. He looked really nice. Andy Richter, wearing kind of awkwardly tight jeans that were a little too blue and a black shirt. David Cross from Mr. Show showing his support for the Lord with a Jesus Christ baseball hat, and That Guy Who Fucked Stifler's Mom in American Pie wearing an Expos cap. He is ghostly pale. I think I actually saw through him.

One quick fashion note: This is not the first complaint we've heard about Andy Richter's unfortunate choices in denim. We appeal to his wardrobe stylist on Quintuplets to please, please let the guy take home a decent pair of jeans. And while you're at it, hide his white high-tops. We don't want to hear from the Former Sidekick Fashion Police again.