This image was lost some time after publication.

Former Daily News gossip man and Official Italian Of The E! Network A.J. Benza gives his criteria for an interview with the Black Table:

"Just......dont be an asshole. Get as down and dirty as you wish and I wont skirt anything. But if I see you trying to get cute....I'll have you hurt. For real. Consider this a refreshing threat/promise from one of the last cowboys within a world ruled by the politically-correct police. Let's be men. And judging from your last name.....let's be Guineas about this. You WON'T ever get a better interview."

Guinea cowboy? Jesus, we couldn't think of something better if we tried.
A.J. Benza, Author And Talking Head [Black Table]