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From the firey pits of media hell comes word of a gathering so hideous, so shocking, I almost choked on my tongue. Last night, the Post held a celebration at the Four Seasons for the return of Parade magazine. The guest list sounds like something from the recesses of Dante's imagination: Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch, Mayor Bloomberg, Ken Auletta, Dominick Dunne, Donald and S.I. Newhouse, Dr. Joyce Brothers, and Geraldo Rivera.

Can you imagine if someone lit a match in that room?
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