Britney's Nasty Nuptials Fake?

Holy fucking shit. According to US Weekly, Britney Spears, master of deception, actually took the time to fake her own wedding:
"US WEEKLY uncovered 'documents' that show Britney Spears' nuptuals to be a 'faux wedding.' PEOPLE mag wasted 7 figures for 'exclusive photos'... done to throw everyone off the case... Developing... "
Can someone get this crazy bitch a manager or something? Or a leash? Or Lithium? Something, anything, to help her stop making her own decisions.
Media Tricked [Drudge]
UPDATE:
Okay, now we're confused. Maybe not so much fake as illegitimate?