An Incomplete List Of Attendees Of The EW Pre-Emmy Party
The Defamer correspondent on celebrity attendance at pre-awards-show gatherings checks in with a partial roll call from Entertainment Weekly's party at the Hollywood Athletic Club. Predictablt, among the revelers were budding executive-branch hopefuls Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan [Ed.note—Has someone invented a magical kind of vodka that caused these two to be cloned over and over again, allowing them to simultaneously attend every single event in Hollywood?], not doing anything to ruin their chances—unless they've hooked up sidekick Nicole Richie with a campaign gig. A PDA overdose isn't going to poll well in the red states.
Saw:
Lohan, Paris, Nicole Richie in the VIP. Lohan looking tired and dancing her ass off (Wilmer was around and looking like he didn't know what to do). Bodyguard was lurking around. Was trying to look at her fake boobs, but my girlfriend was getting pissed so I had to stop staring.
Nicole Richie with her tounge down "it" DJ AM's mouth the entire time. I wonder if she would be dating that dude if he was still fat. (Like 16 months ago. Seriously, google or wireimage him from over a year ago. He used to be fat as hell.)
The girls got very excited when lean back came on. They were all "leaning back." The DJ even played the Spanish version.
The Asian Paris Hilton (aka Bai Ling) - dancing around like a crack whore. Bad teeth.
Jason Davis - trying to talk to all his "friends" Paris, Nicole et. al. This dude is going to win the death pool. He is so frigging fat and sweaty.
Famke Jansen - about 6'1". So much hotter in person than on TV/movies.
Andrew Firestone - too many crow's feet for a guy so young.
Laura Prepon - dyed blonde hair. Looks SO much hotter now.
Local news anchor Lauren Sanchez. Shorter than I imagined and so much hotter in person.
Tons more, I'm sure, but I can't remember. Oh, the Queer Eye guys.
