Dream Ticket: Hilton-Lohan 2004
OK, we admit that when we joked about Paris Hilton playing the first female president, we'd already seen this picture. We like their chances, pesky election laws notwithstanding: They're a balanced team, with the Teflon Hilton ripe for a figurehead position at the top of the ticket, while Lohan steps in as behind-the-scenes mastermind. With Tara Reid ably performing campaign manager duties, nothing can stop their relentless write-in campaign except watered down drinks or cheap blow cut with baby laxatives.
Hilton-Lohan 2004: When you're ready for a change in leadership, check the bathroom stall.