Just as bloggers get slight recognition (oh man, that just made me laugh so hard) with fancy press passes to the conventions and whatnot, a major player throws in the towel. Anonymous blogger The Minor Fall, The Major Lift — best known for his acerbic alcoholism — has called it quits. What gives?

We hear that TMFTML has moved on to the big, bad world of print: he'll be serving as the features editor of the seminal gay classic, Inches magazine. We can't think of a better forum for someone so obsessed with the size of his own penis, and we wish him all the best.