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Domestic bad-girl Martha Stewart has just delivered a press conference in which she announced that she is "ready" to serve her 5-month prison sentence. She mentioned her love for her chickens and seven cats (seven? Not that we're surprised, but ick), all of whom she will dearly miss. She also expressed her desire to serve at Danbury prison, since it's near her Connecticut home and her "90 year-old mother." Oh, we're tearing up.

The MarthaBot almost broke her icy form when referring to her company (did she choke back a sob, or was that just me fantasizing?), and she wants to be done with prison in time to "plant the new spring garden." So Martha is willing to start serving now, if only to ensure her quality time with tulip bulbs come March. Got it.