Gossip Roundup: Ashley Olsen Trades Up

· "Fat" Olsen twin Ashley has been linked to Butter restaurant co-owner Scott Sartiano. Ick factor: she's 18, he's 30. Even ickier: They were introduced by John Stamos. Nothing like pimping out your fresh meat from your glory days on Full House, eh? [Page Six]
· The Bush twins check out trash-rocker Kid Rock at the Avalon but, surprisingly enough, can't get the crowd to chant "four more years" with them. Kid Rock admirably ignored their presence throughout the entire concert. [NYDN]
· Foxy Brown's reign of terror continues, as a Barney's staffer reports the rapper called her a "stupid bitch" when the store didn't have Foxy's size. Wouldn't it be awesome to see her and violent model Naomi Campbell go head to head? [Page Six]
· A brewery has coined Material Girl Ale, just in case the Kabbalah water isn't helping you get your buzz on. [The Sun UK]