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The Paris Hilton Collection on Amazon.com looks to fill all of your tacky jewelry needs and brand your earlobes, neck, and ankles with a telltale rash of quality that tells the world, "Paris was here." Perhaps most intriguing among the baubles is the "Sterling Silver and Swarovski Crystal Multi-Cross Necklace" (pictured at left), subtly evoking Jesus and his companions on Calvary Hill (The Passion is hott right now), with plenty of extra room for Paris, Nicky, and Tara Reid.