Just when Page Six's Ian Spiegelman fades into obscurity, Daily News gossiper Lloyd Grove shuts up about the Post for two minutes, and all is pseudo-calm on the tabloid front, we receive word of a shocking new development: Hudson Morgan, Grove's right-hand man, and Page Sixer Chris Wilson are meeting at the bike racks for an after-school throwdown. Our source reports that Morgan and Wilson "got into a bit of a brawl at one of the Republican parties, culminating in Chris spitting on Hud." This is really frightening — we hear Chris' saliva is laced with venom! Let's all pray the poisonous spittle hasn't sent a convulsing Hudson to Beth Israel!

UPDATE: Another tipster reports that "Chris [was] thrown out only to find himself on the street in front of 400 cops to whom he starting yelling, 'You pigs!'"