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Did you find yourself somewhat unsettled that you didn't hear about the recent deaths of Laura Branigan, Fay Wray, or (God rest his soul) Rick James until perhaps an entire day after the fact? The Celebrity Death Beeper allows you to cultivate your obsession with Hollywood morbidity and instantly taunt friends each time you rack up some new points in your celebrity death pool. Be the first on your block to know about the coming tragedies of Tara Reid or Andy Dick! (Hey, we're just playing the odds. We hope they live long, healthy, skanktastic lives.)

Related: More death-related web fun at Boing Boing.