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Blogger D-Nasty hypothesizes that Tara Reid is kindly mentoring fellow jiggly starlet Lindsay Lohan in the ways of young, wild, tipsy Hollywood: After all, the two share a host of interests, ranging from an affection for distilled spirits to a passion for displaying their cleavage in the presence of flashbulbs. We join D-nasty's imagined meeting of the really big...minds in medias res and we entreat you to click through, and enjoy the entire exchange.

Tara Reid: OMG!

Lindsay LohanL: OMG for sure!

TR: How are your boobs?

LL: Fucking huge!

TR: Ask me how mine are.

LL: How are your boobs?

TR: (pause) Fucking huge!

LL: OMG!