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1. Get tips from a pro at the Jenna Jameson booking signing for How to Make Love Like A Porn Star at Book Soup. You might want to save anything involving extra partners or complicated acronyms for a special occasion.
2. Recapture the excitement of the early days of your relationship, when you had to play along with classy things like "Mozart Under the Stars" at the Hollywood Bowl to get some action.
3. Impress your partner with the famous people you know by bringing them to DJ Jazzy Jeff’s party at Cinespace. Try to look convincingly disappointed when your "good pal" Will Smith bails on the event.
4. Take your partner to a period movie with a healthy helping of hot, bodice-ripping sex: The ArcLight screens Dangerous Liaisons followed by a Q&A with producer Hank Moonjean.