We always suspected that Republicans are a little pervy. All that conservative posing has to result in some seriously repressed fetishes. With the Republican National Convention merely days away, the New York Press decides to look into the city's finer, Republican-friendly attractions: crazy-ass sex clubs!

"Of course they're welcome. We get people into clowns, balloons, feet, socks, nylons - we've seen them all," [club operator] Steelow says, not realizing he's just lumped Republicans in with the same group of people who get turned on by clown costumes and socks.

While we believe in kink for one and all, can't we just keep our golden shower parties populated with locals?
Where The Republicans Roam [NY Press]