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We originally saw this auction for a piece of Britney Spears' disgarded chewing gum on Friday, but were disturbed to discover that the bidding has gone up to $460. Given recent revelations about the pop-stars hygiene practices, we'll officially recommend that you pass on the gum bidding war unless you own a radiation suit and access to a pair of robotic arms. It would be more sanitary to spend your free time rummaging through Santa Monica's trash cans hunting for Spears' bite patterns on some Cheetos, but really, you're about as likely to find a unicorn as a cheese doodle that's survived her wrath.