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Commerce Friday continues as yet another celebrity curio finds its way to the internet for sale. The last time we saw Chris Noth, he was floating in the Dead Sea. Now the actor's LA-based, former couch can float right into your living home for a mere $300, if lipstick-red furniture doesn't violently clash with your living room's color scheme. We imagine that Noth kept the spinning, tiger-print, disco-playing waterbed (i.e., "where the magic happens," in the parlance of Cribs) for himself.