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The Smoking Gun has a copy of a pre-trial deposition in which notoriously cheap Clippers owner Donald Sterling brags about paying for sex with the woman he's suing, rocketing the Clips to the top of the LA-area sex-scandal standings. Just in case we'd be disposed to write off his affair as one of those "mutually beneficial arrangements" where a wrinkly millionaire spoils a pretty young thing with gifts, Sterling makes it all very clear: "It was purely sex for money, money for sex, sex for money, money for sex," and the "money for sex" was "all over my building, in my bathroom, upstairs, in the corner, in the elevator." We think it was legendary sports philosopher Yogi Berra who said, "If you can't land Kobe Bryant in his free agent year, fuck a hooker." Way to go, Mr. Sterling.