Al Goldstein, former publisher of Screw and one-time host of the world's scariest public access show — "Midnight Blue," which seemed to often end with Goldstein screaming about how Rudy Giuliani could suck his "tiny wrinkled Jewish cock" — needs a job, as he seems to be homeless, on probation, and penniless. Why doesn't the world's loudest pornographer have a monthly column in Details? Goldstein practically invented the shock vulgarity that passes for humor today. Hell, I'd hire him, if we didn't already have a full-time pornographer on staff. Think of the children — won't you please do something?
68 and Sleeping on Floor, Ex-Publisher Seeks Work [NYT]