Hot: Mike Wallace, the 86-year-old dude on "60 Minutes," got beat down and hauled off to jail by Taxi and Limousine Commission cops last night. It's about time someone took care of this menacing old man! Good God! Anyway, who knew TLC cops could arrest anyone? I thought they just harrassed cab drivers.

I guess we can kiss the City budget goodbye — after Wallace gets what we presume will be a very deserved BILLION dollar settlement from the TLC, there's not gonna be much left over for crap like roads and schools.
TLC inspectors haul in Wallace [Newsday]
TLC Peace Officers Arrest Journalist Mike Wallace [ABC 7]